GEOFF OGILVY LEAVING LA COSTA EARLY YESTERDAY

THE POWER IS IN THE LEGS

THE EXPERTS BACK AT 'THE DESERT GOLFER 'LAB WERE FINALLY ABLE TO REMOVE TIGERS PANTS TO REVEAL THE TRUTH TO THE WORLD ,ONCE AND FOR ALL ,THE REASON HE BOMBS IT 340 AT WILL....IS HIS ABILITY TO DRINK 6 BEERS IN 5 MINUTES..

WILL PGA PRO AND MALE MODEL DUFFY WALDORF HOLD ON AND WIN IN TUSCAN

But Tatoo's???

Morgan Pressel's tatoo i'm told!

Who are these Gals????????

Future LPG tour stars all! All have 3 letter last names and all are short..MW

LEE 1ST LEE 2D WEI 3RD.............hmmmmmmmmm!

Proof positive that you must have a 3 letter name to compete on the LPG tour..MW

GLENN CAMBELL - SUNDAY MORNING

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN MOMENTS AGO AND CLEARLY SHOWS A DISGRUNTLED GLENN CAMBELL , HERE'S WHAT HE HAD TO SAY "WHAT DO YOU MEAN OGILVY AND LOVE ARE IN THE FINAL GOD DAMN IT , THOSE BORING MOTHER F%#*@RS WHAT THE F%$# HAPPENED TO DUVAL THIS PISSES ME OFF , WHERES MY HUNTIN KNIVES C%&K S$#%^*&S WHAT ABOUT HOGAN WHO THE F%$K BEAT HIM....SOMEONE FIND MY F%$#&N WHISKEY"

EXCITING MATCHPLAY FINAL

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN EARLIER TODAY AT THE 1ST TEE WHILST DAVIS LOVE AND GEOFF OGILVY TEED OFF. THIS CLEARLY SHOWS THE TREMENDOUS EXCITEMENT THAT IS GENERATED BY THE MATCHUP OF THESE TWO CHARISMATIC TOUR PROS.

Final 4 Match Play sans #1s

Tom Lehman 11
Davis Luv 6
Geoff Ogilvy 13
Zack Johnson 15

While Davis Love appears to have put some weight on,Tom Lehman is skinny as a rail but each in their own way has brought their game up a notch. Davis with sharp crisp iron shots and great putting while Lehman wins the best hooker contest. Live by the hook and die by the hook but this was ugly. Thanks to ABC none were allowed to view the finish and it's just as well I suppose. You'd think you were watching the US Amateur!! Hope my great friend Birdy Wayne was watching. He picked Chad by the way, LOL. Geoff Ogilvy (My pick Last Nite to Win it All) came from slightly behind to wear
down the fine French player David Howell. By far the biggest upset of the day was Zachary Johnson besting Retief Gooseman 3 and 2. The afternoon matches are underway so this blogger intends to throw back a few silver bullets and a big fat burger with fries. More Later..MW

GOLFS NEW WORST KEPT SECRET

Phil Jnr. what a little cutey.

Paula...Don't hurt yourself...

This has GOT to hurt at some point and as Natalie Gulbis learned from Butch you just
can't dip this much through impact. Paula has alot of game and is a fine player but
she definately needs to improve her move..MW

Phil Advances while the press hounds Daly...

Even the golfing press shows little class in questioning Daly about his convicted wife who's spending the next 5 months at the iron bar hotel. Meanwhile Phil (shown
above) and Amy will swing over to Charles Barkley's house tonite for a nice dinner
and a big nite out. Phil made it to the sweet 16 by ousting Daly (husband of the recently convicted check kiter and drug smuggler) 2 and 1..MW

Who is this Gal anyway????

Korean born Seon-Hwa Lee is quite a young lady at the ripe old age of 20yrs. In 2000 she became the youngest player ever to turn professional at the age of 14. The very next year she won on the Korean Ladies Professional Golf Tour! Again a milestone and
like many other pros from this part of the world, she credits her family for showing
her the way to success in the golf world. She has 3 international wins to her resume
and is well on her way this week in Hawaii. After 10 holes she's made just one par
and is 5 under for the day! You do the math...She earned her way on to the tour by
winning the money title on the futures tour and now lives in Florida but describes herself as an "International Player", I guess so. She could easily contend for rookie
of the year if baby cakes let's us down. Having only 3 letters in her last name will ensure her tour card for some time to come. Good luck Seon! Bipartisan MW

Who are You rooting for???????

Baby Cakes takes the early lead in Hawaii along with a 3 letter gal. Michelle takes a leak on Hole 6 or Wei goes #1 on #6 and is 2 back. Ya just got to root for ole Baby Cakes in our view. I love her fat..MW

Who is Accenture anyway?????

Accenture, Ltd., through its subsidiaries, offers management consulting, technology, and outsourcing services worldwide. It operates in five segments: Communications and High Tech (CHT), Financial Services (FS), Products and Services (PS), Resources (RS), and Government. The CHT segment offers management consulting, technology, systems integration, and business process outsourcing services and solutions to the communications, electronics, high technology, media, and entertainment industries. The FS segment offers outsourcing strategies and customer relationship management initiative services for the banking, capital markets, and insurance sectors. The PS segment serves automotive, consumer goods and services, health and life sciences, industrial equipment, retail, and transportation and travel service groups. The RS segment serves the chemicals, energy, forest products, metals and mining, utilities, and related industries. Its Government segment serves the defense, revenue, human services, government health, justice, postal, education, electoral authorities, and government organizations, as well as local governments. This segment also provides processing services in areas, such as human resources, social services, ticketing and tolling, collections, and procurement. The company also provides consulting services in the areas of human performance; strategy; customer relationship, finance and performance, and supply chain management, as well as provides various technology services, including information management, integration, infrastructure consulting, information technology strategy and transformation, and research and development services; and Microsoft, mobile, and enterprise solutions. Its outsourcing services include business process, application, and infrastructure outsourcing services. The company was formerly known as Andersen Consulting and changed its name to Accenture, Ltd. in 2001. Accenture, Ltd. is based in Hamilton, Bermuda

Don't ya'll feel much better knowing this? Actually i've been invested in this company since October 1st and it's been quite a performer. This just in.......
Tiger may be able to squeeze this one out! MW

What driver has won the last 4 of 5 pga tour events???

Free Phil Mickelson pictures....

Just a rumor...Peeheed

Sabatini will hold on.....

What a bunch of chokers. Sabbatini even chokes on a six incher! Not Adam Scott however, who is about to shock the Nissan. Only Freddie has a chance to hold back the Scott advance while Rory plays in the Woods. The Tiger Woods that is..Still it
looks to us that Rory will hold on to win..MW

Who is this guy???????

This is the guy that will knock Tiger out of the match play event starting next wednesday. As Peeheed once said Tiger is a pussy and i'm beginning to agree. Once upon a time he won on heart as well as a great golf swing. Well, the golf swing is gone and next goes the heart. This bloggers prediction Campbell 2and1 if it's that close! Everyone knows that the Tiger is a feline and all feline's are PUSSY's. Nuf said except Loren Roberts has proven once again that being a stoner can pay off...MW

What a surprise...

A korean gal with a 3 letter last name just won the sbc (shoulda been caucasian) tournament at turtle bay! I'm shocked, shocked i say to learn this. Morgan Pressel
did gain about 8 lbs during the 3 day event however. I love her fat...MW

Kim,Yim,Bae,Han,Lee,Son,Lee,Lim................

In a surprise decision the LPGA (Ladies Professional GoLF Association) has ruled that all Korean players are allowed only 3 letters in their last name. Others will
be disqualified in future events. Gracie Parks said earlier in the day that she supports the idea and has changed her name to Par in hopes that she can someday make
a Par. Unlikely in the opinion of this blogger.

Meanwhile Baby Cakes pressel tees off in a few minutes only 4 back in her pro debut.
The wind is blowing and low scores are doubtful but IF she can simply get both cheeks
into it she may just beat the pants off the flatbuts from asia..JMHO...MW

A SICK TIGER WITHDRAWS WITH HEAVY COLD

TIGER WOODS STUNNED THE GOLF WORLD MOMENTS AGO BY WITHDRAWING FROM THE NISSAN OPEN BECAUSE OF A ..BAD COLD..AAAWWWWW

Bewitched or Da Witch???

Here cums Christie! Pictured above this gal can really play and not just with herself i must say. Early in the 2d round at Turtle Bay she's -3 after 6 holes and is moving up nicely on the leaderboard. Although many on the gals tour don't really like her she's actually one of my favorites along with "Baby Cakes" Morgan. ( Don't ya just want to pinch her fat but!? ) Anyway look for Kerr to move up today and win it all tomorrow. Cause she's the WITCH! more latter on baby fat...MW

LPGA TOUR STAR PLAYS WITHOUT HEAD

LPGA STAR FATTY KIM DECIDED IT WOULD BE IN HER BEST INTERESTS TO COMPETE THIS SEASON WITHOUT HER HEAD..ALTHOUGH SHE TRIPS OVER FANS , FALLS INTO BUNKERS AND WALKS INTO LAKES SHE WAS INSTANTLY ABLE TO LOSE A REPORTED 35lbs...YOU GO GIRL..

TIGER SHOOTS 75 AND MISSES CUT

TODAY PREDICTIONS ARE COURTESY OF CORCORAN STATE PRISON

Tiger Woods today will shoot a startling 75 and miss the halfway cut at the Nissan Open. Like yesterday he will continue spraying his tee shots but unlike yesterday the putts will not drop.
In unrelated news tonights Mega Millions jackpot numbers are 3 , 7 , 29 , 34 , 37 mega # 5 its $145MILLION so get your ticket now and don't forget the homeless guys at the desert golfer...cheers..

JOHNATHON KAYES EYES

TIGER WILL MISS THE CUT

Well as crazy as it sounds it is predicted by the desert golfer that Tiger woods will struggle and miss the cut this week at the nissan L.A. Open..

To Wei or not to Wei Wei...

Michele Wei shown here raising her hand apparently requesting a pee break has yet to enter the lpga opener at Turtle Bay on Oahu. Excuse me? This is like a home course for Wei and she finished tied for 2d last year. Ah yes, Turtle Bay built by the great Del Webb in the early 70's sports a fine Arnold Palmer track with beautiful views of the Pacific Ocean and lots of wind that can make play very difficult. I first visited this resort in 1972 and again in 1974,1978, and 1985. Each time with a different wife! It was the best of times and the worst of times but remains one of my favorite spots worldwide. Why oh Wei would Michelle not be there. Rumors circulating on the web of her relationship with a PGA touring pro were denied by sources close to Wei and there are no signs of a reported surprise package on the way but still one has to wonder? Come on Wei, put it together and give the locals something to cheer. Hell, even Patty Sheehan will be there and now we've leaned that
baby cakes Pressel has entered. Is Michelle afraid of baby fat? Apparently so but sad
none the same. I like Kerr (the babe not the canning jars) to win by two..MW

MR.WRIGHT AND WIE SWING COMPARISON

AS CAN BE SEEN IN THE PHOTO, MICHELLE WIE ON THE RIGHT REALLY LACKS THE IMPRESSIVE WIDTH OF MR. WRIGHT ON THE LEFT..IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...

Trump $$$Million Dollar$$ Event.

Recent photo of Billionaire Donald Trump
(without wig) just before his announcment of his new million dollar golf tournament to be played in late may, and which is open to anyone other than tour players.
A great opportunity indeed for someone who's not called TIGER to win a cool million.
Check out his website.. ps.. he looks better without the rug http://www.trumpmilliondollar.com/

Yet another name change for John Holmes....

Ok, so mr wright calls it again! But wait! First it was Peeheed taking credit and now the Golf Channel at this moment is slobbering over JB's
performance. One of the talking heads had the nerve to call him JBH. What a crock of
shite! You heard it here FIRST! With a name like John Holmes you have to be HUGE! All
just my humble opinion but if he's not a one time wonder he could actually be "The next Jack Nicklouse" Be well, MW

J.B. HOLMES - A STAR IS BORN

What a feeling this must be .... i can only imagine as i sit here typing , 23 years old and a winner on tour in his 4th attempt.
Looks like the world is his oyster and the desert golfer predicts he will rise above them all and sooner than later i believe he will take over Tigers mantle , and Tiger i predict will have a very mediocre year for him even though he has won his first two events of the year. He is clearly struggling in the ball striking department and is far from the dominant stats he enjoyed in 2000 as can be seen from a previous post. I know it sounds crazy , but watch what happens very shortly , he is going to start struggling especially at the L.A. open where the rough is supposed to be very high this year , and his swing coach Hank Haney will be sent packing........ p.s. tiger hit only 8 of 18 greens on sunday in his play off win.

SuperBowl 40' 6 for the Steelers....

Well here it is direct from the desk of Mr Wright the analysis of how this game will be played out. Pittsburg is entering their 6th SuperBowl tying Dallas for the most championship apperances. Only San Francisco has won all 5 of their SuperBowls but if
they get there again it will be 6. 6 is my lucky number and over the last 10 years a
team appearing in there first SuperBowl has won 6 times. 666 is the symbol for the devil and Bill Cower looks like the devil. 6 out of every 7 people i have spoken with like the Steelers. I have drunk 6 cups of coffee this morning and will have thrown back a 6 pack of the silver bulltet by kickoff. Tomorrow is the 6th of February and the newpapers on this day will have the following headline. Pittsburg by 10! There is no way Seattle can stay with these guys..Steelers 21 Shehawks 10.....

MW

The Real JB Holmes will win and soon...

John Holmes began his golfing career at the age of 9 playing on his high school golf team. "Yeah that gets alot of people" Holmes quipped. " I lettered for 10 years"! Holmes bombs it, averaging 317yds in 3 tournaments this year but credits his good play to his mostly self taught philosophy. "I just went out there with my buddy and
played 54 holes a day till I learned how to get it into the hole" If only i'd have
thought of that! (MW). At the Q" he shot 6 rounds in the sixties and that will usually do the trick but what is more interesting is his own view of the golf swing.
" I'm an idiot when it comes to the golf swing" says Holmes. He's a player in my view
and has the cajones to prove it..MW

PGA QUIZ????? Who is this Guy?

A. JACK HOLMES
B. JOHN B HOLMES
C. JB HOLMES
D. JOHN HOLMES
E. JAY GLOVER
F. LUCAS GLOVER
G. HILARY CLINTON
F. HUGH JEKOK

Sorry about that but who is this guy john holmes anyway? Well first of all he's LONG!
2d only to Big Boy Bubba Whatever in length..LOL. He's managed to make 2 of 3 cuts with a WD in Palm Springs but with a name like John Holmes who could blame him? This
week he's in 2d at the cut and appears calm??? The Q-School winner appears to be on
his way to a sucksessful career on the PGA tour. Did I say he was LONG??? MW

Q Link does it work

I got my new Q Link at the PGA Golf show last week in Orlando after the pretty young sales girl assured me i could stay up all night drinking, have 3 hours sleep and be as fresh as a daisy the next morning..... i kid you not , this is how her and all her fellow reps were selling the product.

So i bought it with great excitement and i was'nt alone as this was one of the busiest booths at the show , 6 days later i,m ready to check into rehab and my putting is terrible however i remain hopeful that this hot little item will bring me fame wealth and glory and not sclerosis of the liver.

More from Orlando PGA show...

May Wood, shown here with a younger Lucas Glover showed up at our booth in Orlando over the past week and wouldn't leave Peeheed alone. Anyway she's a Golf Babe and hits it long not unlike John BD Holmes or whatever. Look for May to have a HUGE impact on the LPGA tour this cuming year. This blogger has just learned that she'll
be at Turtle Bay for the opener and i'll be there to report on her progress. Did I forget to mention she's 6' 2" and can dunk with both hands. Check her Out!
maywoodgolf.net mw ......ps after jumping into the ocean no one could get the smell off the fish