TIGER SHOOTS 75 AND MISSES CUT

TODAY PREDICTIONS ARE COURTESY OF CORCORAN STATE PRISON

Tiger Woods today will shoot a startling 75 and miss the halfway cut at the Nissan Open. Like yesterday he will continue spraying his tee shots but unlike yesterday the putts will not drop.
In unrelated news tonights Mega Millions jackpot numbers are 3 , 7 , 29 , 34 , 37 mega # 5 its $145MILLION so get your ticket now and don't forget the homeless guys at the desert golfer...cheers..