Lee, Wei, Lee

Leaders all early at the Nabisco.
I'm shocked...mw

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Morgan (baby cakes) Pressell after shooting an even par round of 72...

"DAMN NO PANTIES"

THE ABSENT MINDED LPGA TOUR STAR LISAQUITEALOTTE NEUMANN MAKES AN UNCOMFORTABLE DISCOVERY ON THE FIRST GREEN OF THE "SAFEWAY INTERNATIONAL" IN ARIZONA TODAY, FORTUNATELY THERE WAS LITTLE WIND BUT NEUMANN STILL CRASHED TO AN 80.

LEE bio...

Born: 2/1/79 in London, England
Pro: since 2002 season
Status: exempt
Lowest score: 60
College: Hee U (big surprise there)
Girlfriends' favorite dessert: Sarah Lee
mw

2 VIEWS ON PUTTING

THIS IS HOW BIG THE HOLE APPEARS TO VIJAY WHILST PUTTING

THIS IS HOW BIG THE HOLE APPEARS TO TIGER WHILST PUTTING

BREAKING NEWS.....

Morgan Pressel (shown above) in an emotional press conference just finishing up has promised to win in phoenix next week or give up the game for good! After just 2 tournaments Baby Cakes is 10th on the money list and this blogger looks for her to move up, maybe way up from here. Of ALL the talent we've seen out here on tour she is by far the top of the class...i luv her fat..MW

MONKS TO THE RESCUE

PICTURED HERE IS BROTHER THOMAS PRESIDENT OF THE NORTH AMERICAN GOLFING MONKS. THEY ARE A GROUP OF GUYS DEDICATED TO DRINKING SINGLE MALT SCOTCH,SMOKING FINE CIGARS AND TRAVELLING THE WORLD IN SEARCH OF GOLFING ECSTASY. THEY ARE CURRENTLY PLANNING THE CONSTRUCTION OF THEIR VERY OWN GOLF MONOSTERY IN UPSTATE NEW YORK CLOSE BY AN ARRAY OF EXOTIC STRIP CLUBS.
BROTHER THOMAS ALSO YESTERDAY ANNOUNCED THAT HAL JACOBS THE UNFORTUNATE COMPETITOR IN THE HONDA CLASSIC WHO SHOT A 91 CAN BE "SAVED" BY THE GOLFING MONKS AND GIVEN THE GIFT TO FIND HIS TRUE GOLF SOUL.

HAL JACOBS LINING UP A PUTT AT HONDA CLASSIC

GOLF PRO HAL JACOBS LINING UP A PUTT AT THIS WEEKS HONDA CLASSIC. ASKED BY A REPORTER IF HE HAD EVER SEEN THE COURSE BEFORE JACOBS REPLIED "AFTER 2 PRACTISE ROUNDS AND TWO TOURNAMENT ROUNDS NO I HAVE NOT SEEN THE COURSE" HE WOULD GO ON TO SHOOT 91,79

STATS ARE NONSENSE

THE UNFORTUNATE HAL JACOBS MAKING HIS PGA TOUR DEBUT THIS WEEK AT THE HONDA CLASSIC SHOT A 91 IN THE FIRST ROUND HITTING 64% OF THE FAIRWAYS AND AVERAGING 304 YARDS OFF THE TEE AND 44% OF GREENS HIT IN REGULATION AND HAD 38 PUTTS http://pgatour.com/players/scorecard/1098582/r010/2006 CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE.
NOW COMPARE THIS TO THE NUMBER ONE PLAYER IN THE WORLD AT THIS YEARS NISSAN OPEN 2nd ROUND , TIGER HIT 50% OF FAIRWAYS , HAD A DRIVING AVERAGE OF 310 YARDS , HIT 56% OF THE GREENS AND HAD 31 PUTTS YET WAS ALMOST 20 SHOTS BETTER THAN HAL, IN FACT TIGER ONLY HIT 7% OF HIS FAIRWAYS IN THE FIRST ROUND OF THE TORREY PINES TOURNAMENT WHICH HE WON. VERY CONFUSING.

this just in....Ping arrested!

Counterfeit Golf Retailer Jailed

Today, while reading the business headlines on yahoo.com, I noticed a press release from the United States Golf Manufacturers Anit-Counterfeiting Working Group, which stated that a golf retailer in Shanghai had been convicted of selling counterfeit golf equipment.

According to the press release, the retailer, who's name is interestingly Xie Fu Ping, "was sentenced to 1 year's imprisonment (suspended for 1 year) and ordered to pay a fine. The criminal conviction followed enforcement conducted by the Chinese authorities in August 2005 when the police raided Xie's store and seized counterfeit golf inventory valued at US$57,682."

I am glad that the foreign authorities are cracking down on counterfeit clubs.

Also, for those interested, "The U.S. Golf Manufacturers Anti-Counterfeiting Working Group consists of the world's leading golf equipment manufacturers. Its members and brands include Acushnet Company - Titleist, FootJoy and Cobra Golf; Callaway Golf - Odyssey, Top-Flite and Ben Hogan; Cleveland Golf-Never Compromise; Nike; PING; and TaylorMade-adidas Golf - Maxfli."

LPG tour is off tO Mexico this week...

This blogger is going out on a lim predicting either Lee or Kim will win. That's about a third of the field! MW

A bit of topic....."THIS JUST IN"

In an exclusive interview taken just before the Oscar's tonite this blogger has learned that Keanu Reeves has just been selected to co-star in "Brokebutt Mountain"
the sequel. Reeves denied earlier that contract negotiations had broken down when Reeves was asked to be a Top! Reeves quipped "Hell i've never been a top unless you
count a sandwich.
I guess the Co=Star turned me around!" MW

FIRST PERSON EVER TO FAIL ON THE 1ST QUESTION

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOLF BUT I FELT COMPELLED TO POST IT BECAUSE ON THIS HUNG OVER SUNDAY MORNING IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER ABOUT MYSELF....

CAMILO VILE - GAS A NEW STAR

A NEW STAR IS BORN ON THE PGA TOUR. FORMER GARDNER AND PART TIME DISHWASHER CAMILO VILE - GAS HAS MADE HIS PRESENCE KNOWN IN THE COMPANY OF THE WORLDS BEST....

OGILVIE WON??????????????

Who was it that picked ogilvile to win? that's wright! ME

"I just learned how to relax and swing it"......

David Toms (shown above) must be on muscle relaxers, eh? he's most certainly the calmest of the calm out there. Sure he flashes those false teeth at you most of the time but still, why is he so relaxed? The former LaQuinta res is our pick to end up with the "BIG CHECK" on sunday. But ask yourself this...is it wright? MW

Would you buy a Kilo...

from this guy? Vile Gas has had 16 holes under par in two rounds. The real question
remains....can you win wearing pink? Too gay in this bloggers opinion so i'm going
with woods this weekend. Hopefully he wears red on sunday and not pink! eeeeeeGods.
MW

Another bad hair day.....

Charlie Hoffman is one of the good guys now on tour and has plenty of game to win on tour. At 30 Charlie has fought his way to the top spot through the nationwide tour finishing 19th last year. He bombs it and has a good all around game. A few years ago at Q-School one of JacknCoke Jeff's students was paired with Charlie in the 2d stage at Oak Valley. We walked along with the 2sum and had a great time listening to Charlie and his trials along the way. His titlest clubs were stolen the previous nite and the company made sure Charlie had clubs to play with the next day.
He played well and went on to the finals but missed the big tour by a few shots. Two years later he's at the big show and has moved up nicely on the money list to 84th this week. Today he shot 5 under, go get'em Charlie! MW