RIPPLE.............................................

Ripple Rick, If you're going to be part of this blog you have to get off the sauce and get to work. One picture of JoAnne Carner won't get it done. I admit i nearly shit my pants when i saw your first post but come on...

I remember when you used to peep in women's bathrooms you know. So get out the keyboard and type something funny. You can do it. And stay off the sauce. Your friend, Mw

THIS GALS FOR ME.....

I'm not sure which way she swings but i think she's a wrighty! Paula Creamer just won for the 5th time this past weekend. She did it in fine fashion and it was clearly the best tournament of the weekend. Hell, she might even make my top ten list of babes on the Lady's tour! You gotta love that bubble butt! Her swing is clearly flawed but who cares she knows how to win with flare and she wears pink, i think...Frankly i love the other white meat on that tour...She could overtake the little mexican if she can win at the Nabisco so i'm predicting she does just that. Dinah would be proud..Mw

plastic surgery

Joanne Carner has found new life on the LPGA tour! She claims greater flexibility, skin condition and more dates with men have made her a force to be reckoned once again.

WELCOME RIPPLE

The desert golfer would like to welcome the revered Rippling river Rick to our team.

Tiger Highlights

seen them all before but they are still fun to watch.......

MICHELLE WIE AT AGE 14

This photo sequence was taken when michelle was 14 and still working with Gary Gilchrist , pre Leadbetter, pretty damn good i would say. Today she begins her 08' season in her home state of Hawaii and this Desert Golfer correspondent predicts a frightful year for this once brilliant young star.....

Click on swing sequence for better viewing

THIS JOHN'S FOR YOU....

John Daly passed on Q-School this year and why not? His fan popularity on tour is well documented wright? Daly knew he could use his popularity and long driving prowess to ask for and receive multiple sponsor exemptions. John Daly has no PGA tour card but these special exemptions, if he played well, could get him back on tour. Because of his major wins and tour status he could probably play in 20 or so tour events and he's always welcome overseas. So why play by the same rules when the tour is only interested in "the almighty dollar". wright? Well not so fast. Lets take a look at the record so far.

Daly has played in the last five events making only two cuts! In the two events in which he made the cut he finished dead last...His 2008 earnings in the five events is a whopping $21 grand. But he's a fun guy wright? Here in Palm Springs, home of the hope, Daly partied with the best of them and was reported to have been chasing the fillies in the evenings. There are no race tracks down here. His Pro-am partners had fun tho, wright? Well not exactly. After a late nite on the town Daly withdrew from the tournament claiming a bad wrist. One can only speculate how he was injured. One thing is certain it wasn't from lifting a few dozen or so Bud Lites. His Pro-Am buddies forked over nearly $100,000 to play with this phenom only to end up playing the final rounds with a caddie master who is,, in my view, a better player anyway.

Daly came to the tour after a brief stint on the Nike Tour and shocked the world by winning, in stunning fashion, his first of two major victories at the PGA Championship. He followed that up with a great win at the Open and who can forget that great bunker shot to save par and win at the Buick. He recently sought out Butch Harmon to get his game back in shape. Harmon did make it clear that John needs to get in better shape in order to compete but did John hear him? Evidently not! We would all like to see John succeed but it may take a trip to rehab to get the job done. The tour has plenty of great young players who would love some of those special exempt spots and until Daly gets serious about his life maybe they should let the young guns have a go at it.

He has all the tools to succeed but time is running out on the former star. Get it together John, we're all rooting for you. In the meantime keep you wives and girlfriends locked up when Daly comes to town. This John is not for you...Mw

$$$$$ THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR $$$$$

In 1995 Greg Norman was the best player in the world. Norman won 20 times and finished 2d 31 times. He had 128 friggin top 10's. He would earn $1.6Mln in prize money 13 years ago as "King of the World" (His career earnings were just under $14Mln
but he did make something like $50Mln with his equity in Cobra Golf, later sold to Fortune Brands, owner of Titlest) After 4 events this year Phil Mickleson has made nearly $2 Million! Does anyone care that Phil won this event? Phil always plays great on the west coast in part, this observer thinks, so that he can quit in August
and go on vacation. Who cares wright?

Well, as a fan i care, and i think golf may have peaked, in this country anyway, and the tour should look overseas for future growth. The opening event each year features only winners from the previous season. I remember looking forward to the event at La Costa but no more. Many of the top players shun the tournament along with the tour championship at season's end. This is just unacceptable in my view but who cares wright? The almighty buck rules. So Tiger plays 15 events on the PGA Tour and the sponsors of premier events get screwed. As a contrarian thinker i would bet this will become a problem for the tour in future years. Someone needs to point this out to both sponsors and tour management. I'd bet viewership is down this year...Mw

CONGRATULATIONS ANNIKA...!

YOU'RE THE MAN...Now go shave, shite, and shower and enjoy the rest of your evening.
Mw

WOODS V. HOLMES IN 1ST ROUND OF MATCHPLAY

MICHELSON GETS IN SHAPE FOR 08' SEASON

FINALLY PHIL MICHELSON GETS IN SHAPE AND RELISHES THE UPCOMING DRUG TESTING.

This just in..............

Paula Creamer was caught red handed playing two spots in Hawaii. In the 2d round she is tied for 23d and leading. Officials were looking into the situation but no ruling is forthcoming. One official quipped " we finally have two babes in contention and who cares if it really is the same babe. I'm confused..Last year Phil Mickleson was also nailed while trying to enter as another player wearing ridiculous horn rimmed glasses and false teeth. That didn't work either..

More later on the Ladies tour..Mw

Woods get first look at JB Holmes....

Woods was quoted as saying "Holmes' drives are nearly eye popping!

Mw

Top 10 Babes on the LPGA tour...

John Holmes

Who is this Guy?

Johnnie B Good! Winner of the first round of Match Play...Mw

JB HOLMES or whatever

The next Tiger beater? or just another one to bite the big one? The real question is can Tiger keep the streaking alive with a player like john holmes. It's tough to keep it up against a big name like Holmes. Mr Wright is predicting a HUGE win for JB. They'll probably shave it down for Tiger but who knows Holmes could stick it to Tiger in a BIG way. Peeheed likes Tiger so i'll take Holmes in a tight come from behind victory..Good luck Johnnie, JB, J Holmes, Johnnie Cleaner, Johnnie B Good. Well you know the DRILL. Take it deep JB! Mw

PAIRINGS IN FOR MATCH PLAY...

It'a Tiger Woods vs John Holmes in the first round..Woods vs Wood!