MONKS TO THE RESCUE

PICTURED HERE IS BROTHER THOMAS PRESIDENT OF THE NORTH AMERICAN GOLFING MONKS. THEY ARE A GROUP OF GUYS DEDICATED TO DRINKING SINGLE MALT SCOTCH,SMOKING FINE CIGARS AND TRAVELLING THE WORLD IN SEARCH OF GOLFING ECSTASY. THEY ARE CURRENTLY PLANNING THE CONSTRUCTION OF THEIR VERY OWN GOLF MONOSTERY IN UPSTATE NEW YORK CLOSE BY AN ARRAY OF EXOTIC STRIP CLUBS.
BROTHER THOMAS ALSO YESTERDAY ANNOUNCED THAT HAL JACOBS THE UNFORTUNATE COMPETITOR IN THE HONDA CLASSIC WHO SHOT A 91 CAN BE "SAVED" BY THE GOLFING MONKS AND GIVEN THE GIFT TO FIND HIS TRUE GOLF SOUL.